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Tarzan Jokes

These Tarzan jokes are aaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaahhhhaaawesome! Check out these funny Tarzan jokes about the king of the jungle, the ape man himself - Tarzan!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  June 25th 2022

These Tarzan jokes will have you ROARING with laughter! And if you want more like this, how about these punny Pocahontas jokes? Or what about these lol worthy Lilo and Stitch laughs? We've even got these wicked Wall E jokes! And head on over to our jokes hub for a whole lot more laughs!

Where does Tarzan charge his phone?

The power plant!

What happened when Tarzan had to change banks?

He had to switch branches!

What is Tarzan's favourite month?


If you share an Amazon account with Tarzan...

You become Prime mates!

Why didn't Tarzan want a pet giraffe?

It was too high maintenance!

How does Tarzan get online?

He logs on!

What does Tarzan bring to a party?

Chimps and dips!

What does Tarzan wear when he's cooking?

An ape-ron!

Did you hear that rumour about Tarzan?

I heard it on the ape vine!

What happened when Tarzan went to the Olympics?

He was the chimpion!

What does Tarzan wear when he goes swimming?

Elephant trunks!

Who stole Tarzan's phone?

A crook-o-dile!

What does Tarzan drive?

A furrari!

Why doesn't Tarzan trust big cats?

They're always lion!

Where does Tarzan like to hang out?

Monkey bars!

What do you call Tarzan when he's playing on the monkey bars?

Jungle Jim!

Why didn't Tarzan answer Jane's call?

His vine was busy!

Why does Tarzan spend so much time playing golf?

He's perfecting his swing!

What is Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle Bells!

Why doesn't Tarzan play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

He was perfecting his swing!