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Man vs Bee: Which One Are You?

Are you man or bee? It's a question many of us have struggled to answer, but this quiz will settle things once and for all!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:ย  June 17th 2022

We spend a great deal of time pondering life's BIG questions. One of them is if it came down to being a 'man' or a 'bee', which one would you... bee? Whether you're a human or striped honey-maker, this quiz will take out all of the guesswork and give you a true answer!

1/10 Toast slices popping out of a toaster

What do you normally have for breakfast?

2/10 A honey bee sitting on a violet flower

It's a sunny day. What do you want to do?

3/10 A bee-themed newspaper

There's today's newspaper. What do you do?

4/10 Unicorn and fantasy book Unicorn and fantasy book

What are your favourite types of books to read?

5/10 A big delicious pizza

Pick something for lunch!

6/10 An apple gadget

What item can you not leave home without?

7/10 A bee on honeycomb
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How's your day going?

8/10 A family watching a bee hive enthusiast

What sort of film do you enjoy watching the most?

9/10 A person relaxing in a sunny garden

How do you relax?

10/10 A rotten sandwich and a toothbrush

It's almost bedtime. What's your routine?

Result: MAN

You are: MAN!

You are a human being, born without wings and incapable of making honey. A repetitive buzzing sound may irritate you and make you a bit grumpy. Unlike bees, you can operate a TV remote, open a bag of crisps and read comics.

Result: BEE

You are: BEE

You are a bee, born with wings and have excellent honey-making skills. A repetitive buzzing sound will not irritate you at all. Unlike humans, you cannot operate a TV remote, open a bag of crisps or read comics. You can fly around, which is pretty cool, but you often go around with loads of pollen stuck to your legs!