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27 Chicken Jokes Which Really Are Egg-cellent

Funny chicken jokes to get you chuckling (or chickling)...

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 14th 2022

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What did the chick say when the hen laid an orange?

Look what marmalade?

Who tells the funniest jokes on the farm?

The comedi-hen!

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

He sensed fowl play!

Why did the droid cross the road?

Because it was programmed by a chicken!

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?


How does a chicken send mail to her friend?

In an Hen-velope!

What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons?

Have peck-nics!

What do chickens grow on?


How did the chicken wake up?

It had an alarm cluck!

What do chickens study at university?


Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter?

She was no spring chicken!

Where's the best place to get information about eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

How do hens dance?

Chick to chick!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

How do chickens communicate?

With fowl language!

How do chickens leave the building?

They use the eggs-it!

Who tells the funniest egg jokes?


Why did the Easter egg hide?

It was a little chicken!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the farmer cross the road?

To get the chicken back!

Jokes Writer: Beano Jokes Team

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