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27 Bee Jokes Which Are the Bee's Knees!

BEEn feeling bored? You'll bee buzzing after taking a look at our hive-load of funny bee jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  November 9th 2021

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Where do bees go on their holidays?


A grinning bee wearing green sunglasses

What do bees eat for lunch?


A grinning bee wearing green sunglasses

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe!

What's more impressive than a talking llama?

A spelling bee!

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Why do bees stay in the hive in winter?


Why do bee keepers have such beautiful eyes?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder!

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What does a wasp say when it is having an identity crisis?

Too bee or not too bee?

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?

A frizz-bee!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

How does a queen bee get around her throne?

She's throne!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box!

Who is a bee's favourite singer?


What's the best part of a bee relationship?

The HONEYmoon period!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?

A hum dinger!

What's a bee's favourite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!

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What do you call bears without ears?


How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?


What do you say if a swarm of bees come at you?

Buzz off and beeware!

What do you call a wasp?

A wanna-bee!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

What insects are always complaining?

Grumble bees!

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